You’re sitting at your desk. It’s only 2 pm but your mind is already wandering away to your perfect muscle man. His name is Arkady. You’ve seen his DVD HEAT a million times. Does he speak English? Who knows. All you know is that you’ve been watching him ever since he walked into the locker room. You’re on the gym floor now and you’re out and out staring. Oh no, he’s noticed and he’s coming your way.

Christian Engel has been featured on the covers of bodybuilding magazines all over the world, so when he recommended we take a look at fellow countryman Kurt Beckmann, we answered the call. And thank God we did. Beckmann is everything we’ve come to expect from the Germans – beautiful and strong – and like a Mercedes or BMW, he’s a well-crafted, finely-honed machine of man muscle. And he’s got a big cock, another thing the Germans are famous for.

We’re putting out an A.P.B. for biceps fans. Appropriately named, Brian Gunns loves flexing his huge 21-inch rockets. In Brian’s first video, he’s pumping with another hot, bodybuilder on the terrace. Their huge asses balloon out of the skimpiest swimsuits we could find. After a sweaty workout in the sun, Brian heads into his suite where he props a mirror against the wall and checks out his powerful butt. He lies back on the bed and strokes his long cock until he’s ready to spunk, then he returns to the mirror and splooges all over it!

If Narcisso Oziel hasn’t posed for Playgirl, he should. This Latino boy toy is very easy on the eyes. He’s handsome with a bad-boy edge. His long locks and sensuous lips drive us crazy. And we love his lean and powerfully-built body. And you’re going to love seeing him lying back in the shallows of the ocean with the surf rolling over that magnificent body. Foamy water splashing across his bulging Speedo and crashing up onto that ripped washboard stomach. Narcisso finishes his scene with a skinny dip session in the pool.

MH Discovery Macho Nacho lands a gig constructing studio sets, partnered on the job by muscle pup Randy Pacheco. When young bodybuilding neophyte Randy is distracted by Big Nacho’s beefy guns, the ever-helpful Ursus from Uruguay knows that the only way any work is ever going to get done is to satisfy his shy new fan. Soon enough Nacho is giving lessons in posing attitude, onstage machismo and more, and the two men take a break to strip down, pose for each other and compare. One thing leads to another….