When curious Kurt Beckmann visited Miami earlier this year, after his workout one day he decided to do a little personal spelunking. So freshly pumped and primed for a little adventure, Kurt strolled over to the abandoned sports stadium not far from our studios. Something about the faded grandeur of the graffiti-covered sports palace seems to have moved him – or at least caused a noticeable seismic shift of his always-tumescent manhood. Anyway, when a muscleman like Kurt gets hot, he’s just gotta flex, pose, whip it out, and go to town. Lucky we were there for the action – but then again, we know Kurt.

Sicilian LMS superstar Gianluigi Volti loves to travel. In fact, since we first premiered this Internet muscle sensation in 2012, the handsome, super-ripped, super-hung, super-sexy bodybuilder has been on an extended world tour, training in specially selected gyms and flexing his prodigious muscles for special friends in private surroundings. Now Gianluigi finds himself in Rio, and for the first installment of this 2-part series, he’s in a private penthouse overlooking Copacabana Beach. Hard to say which is the greater panorama: the ocean, or Gianluigi’s magnificent musculature?

How about a tune-up for your little sports car (as it were)? Pull into Don Juan’s Body Shop and check out the super-muscled, tough-as-nails bodybuilder/mechanic/owner! This handsome heavyweight will take care of everything your muscle love requires, flexing his giant biceps, filling your face with his mountainous pecs, and satisfying your lustful dreams with his powerful, perfect glutes. And speaking of power, Don has a supercharged high-litre engine that fires generously on all cylinders. The bonus round? If you’re one of Don Juan’s favored customers, he’ll show off his big competition-ready muscles for you in private – at no extra charge.

We’ve noted before the magnificent rear end of the handsome, unsmiling fireplug bodybuilder Jackson Gunn. We’ve described how Jackson really, really likes to squat heavy at the gym, and how his endless reps build up his superb hamstrings and shape his phe-nom glutes. And we’ve seen the raw power behind those hams and glutes in his wrestling scene with challenger muscle buddy Caleb del Gatto. But we’ve not yet quite glimpsed the rosebud, have we? Never mind. That’s about to change. Jockbutt Jackson, who just loves to show off, is back to provide a serious tour of all he has to offer, including a close-up inspection of the south entrance.

Buffed and Bad LMS Musclestar Lucas di Angelo continues to show us his extraordinary development from devilish twenty-something post-adolescent musclepup into the dominant muscle player he is today! Just take a look at the panting honorifics this nasty muscleman garners on his LiveMuscleShow page – his fans crow that he is “big….and getting bigger by the minute”… all the while claiming that they all have a “special relationship” with him. And perhaps they do! Lucas is such an adept crowd-pleaser, we have no doubts that he holds his audience captive – somewhere between his clenched fist and those mammoth biceps!